2012.....

Sooooo......I always do this!! I say that I'm going to do better and then I neglect my post!! Shame on Lohnnie Cakes!!! I have been so busy and just all over the place that I haven't had the time to just sit down and "play" on the internet. Hopefully, that will change today and I will make it my business to post at least once a day!!


Anyway, yesterday was a crazy day for me and it prompted me to start posting on my FB page about Cheaters!!! What other way to get some things off your chest than to talk about what aggravates you the most!


Are you an ineffective and impulsive cheater? Do you get caught EVERY time? Do you lie like you're a rug? Did no one tell you it was CHEAPER to KEEP her? If you can answer yes to at least one of these questions, you need to sign up for me NEW class!! For just $25, you can find out How to Effectively Cheat on your Mate!! Inbox me for details!!!!

1. Lesson One: Stop believing that you will NEVER get caught!!

• Lesson 1.1 Recognize that just because you and your girl/wife live in New York and your boo thang lives in Florida, you will STILL get caught. The place does not matter!! If you are not a habitual liar, this plan WILL NOT work. At some point, someone will find the inconsistencies in your tall tales and start investigating.
• Lesson 1.2 The only way to NOT get caught, is to be honest from the beginning!! No expectations. No sneaking. No lies. If you know that you need more than one lady/man in your life, be honest! Some people are naturally unable to be in a monogamous relationship. You will find someone out there that will still love you for you....trust me, look at Emily and Fab!
• Lesson 1.3 Don't be in denial!! Once you have been caught, just admit it!! If you continue to lie, you will only make things worse. Your mate will dig deeper and trust me....it will only get worse. You are not a "MacDaddy" or a "DaddyMac" so relieve yourself of the burden of weaving more lies. 
• Lesson 1.4 If you are determined to cheat and you feel like you will not get caught, play your cards right. Don't over do it and start making the lies sound like Keith Sweat when he begs. "Baby, please lets just let it go. You know I love you and only you. She could never be you." You have really just hit rock bottom!! Your mate will start investigating and the phone bill will be the first thing that she checks. Get a Straight Talk phone from Walmart for goodness sake!!!
• Lesson 1.5 Don't tell your mate that the other person is your cousin or brother/sister. Don't tell your boo thang that your mate is your baby mother or baby daddy and that you agreed to separate as friends. You are creating bad blood and its going to end very badly for you.